The Pokemon Song

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SIMPLE !!!! Just Make Lyrics That Rhymes With The Post That Was Last Posted !!
Ill Start
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Once There Was A Douche Named Ash ....

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he had a rapidash that was rather rash ...

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he had a rival named gary who was pretty Brash

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His Starter Was Pikachu He Needed A Focus Sash !

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Gary had a Blastoise with the move Skull Bash

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Then He Caught A Nidoqueen With The Move Scratch !

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He set Erika's gym on fire with a match!

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and then he found an egg that just wouldnt hatch

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He also found a magikarp that was too difficult to catch

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and the he found some poison heal berries that he just had to snatch

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then a trainer owned him and he wanted a rematch

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but he said no and saw the pokeballs hanging form his belt and stole the whole batch

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when he took off he noticed that all the pokeballs were still attached

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he decided to return them and bury the hatch

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then a dugtrio popped out of the ground and he realized he was outmatched

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he ran to his house and close the dorr with a latch (i hate you Elec its getting hard to come up with rhyming words)

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he saw a hole in the door and used a patch (lol)

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[New Rhyme] He Went Out Side And Saw A Darumaka

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but it was nothing but a giant baka!

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Ash Didnt Catch It Becuase He's A Caca

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so he used a giant bazooka

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which originated from the lake titicaca (in South america)

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but he got it from alaska

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(New Rhyme) Then He Craped On A Alazazam

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Then he raped Nurse Joy at the Pokemon Center and said "Excuse me mam".

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